Cold Roses

ZOMG

Reading college emails, came across this one:

Falling Steeldeck could easily crush a small kitten.

Please do not leave steel deck standing on edge.

Let estates or someone else know if you see it left on edge.

Even if you don’t care about your own safety,

Think of the poor Kittens!!

I made a friend in 6th grade via talking about Discovery Channel.

popculture-and-i:

youroldarchenemycatwoman:

themightyfoz:

scaeriel:

Then she got weird and band geek creepy and everyone thought she was a lesbian. I’m glad we weren’t that close.

FOZ: Wow, you sound like a quality person.

i’m with Foz. what a gross post.

“She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Janis, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack”

Best. Response. Evarrr.

Oh

Yeah, I did that with the reblogging of own original post. It was necessary. Well maybe not necessary, but…

I’m tired, Tumblr. Today was up and downy. I didn’t get to do my limber after all and now I think that the joke won’t really be funny yet useful any more.

But it was uppy too so that’s good. I don’t want another day like it tomorrow mind you. No thanks.

A man in Belgium was thought to be in a coma for the past 23 years, but really he was just paralyzed and unable to communicate with his doctors.

johncabrera:

leilanilujan:

ohyeahfacts:

They call it “locked in.” You can hear, see and think, but your inability to respond to anything leads to a vegetative state diagnosis. The patient is basically trapped in their own body.

Biggest. Fear. EVAR.

(source)

EVAAAAAAR

It may be the same thing, but there’s a version of this that can yield the diagnosis that you’re dead. People have regained their ability to move again while laying in morgues or being rolled away in one of those crime scene style body bags.

How many people throughout history watched as they were laid in a coffin and buried, only to overcome paralysis underground?

TWENTY THREE YEARS.

OH LAWD

Stupid deceptively late normal schedule.

Alarm is set for 7:50 tomorrow.

Five hours sleep maximum now.

Baaaah.

Have no idea whatsoever when I’m gonna be making my weekly meal - tomorrow night I’m at college doing open mic type stuff, Wednesday night jam night stuff then karaoke, Thursday night i’m in til 9 anyway, friday too.

Yawn in advance.

Learning Wannabe backwards

is weiiiird. I feel hyper aware of my left arm suddenly. :/