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barelysarcasm:

kelela:

Someone posted this on tw@t. What the FUCK? How do guys support their penis?

Wait - the real question is - WHY DON’T YOU JUST HAVE A GUY PUT HIS PENIS BETWEEN YOUR BOOBS WHILE YOU SLEEP?

amirite?  (I know, I know - I’M TOTALLY RIGHT!)

How funny! I sorta want to order one of these for my sister (she has massive bajoombas) for a laugh but they’re a bit too expensive :(

  1. daneantkowiak reblogged this from barelysarcasm and added:
    What a dam mess this thing is.
  2. getitgirl reblogged this from barelysarcasm and added:
    My friend showed me this and asked if there was a really a need for such a product. My answer was a whole-hearted FUCK...
  3. drawing-cowboys answered: this is amazing. “for post op use” made me lol
  4. dan-o reblogged this from indieandyy and added:
    I don’t have boobs really to speak of so I’m no help. However, I think it’s pretty damn funny that half of the people...
  5. lamebot answered: oh wow. i just found a new job for you. ;)
  6. snowflakefarmer reblogged this from barelysarcasm and added:
    Someone from California thought of this, am I right?
  7. snowflakefarmer answered: My C’s never had a problem with sleeping before, and their real, who thinks of this crap? Though I wouldn’t mind your idea…
  8. poortaste answered: Only $55 + S&H
  9. natface answered: probably because most dudes penii aren’t as thick as that thing. just a guess.
  10. shorterexcerpts reblogged this from indieandyy
  11. thecakeisalie reblogged this from onionvolcano and added:
    yeah, i think a penis is probably cheaper
  12. sinkships answered: a can of beer would be really uncomfortable though! all hard and metallic.. bleh
  13. onionvolcano reblogged this from sinkships and added:
    Regrettably I do not have boobs. If I did, I would have solved this problem by noting that a can of beer is about the...
  14. sinkships reblogged this from barelysarcasm and added:
    How funny! I sorta want to order one of these for my sister (she has massive bajoombas) for a laugh but they’re a bit...
  15. delbertshoopman answered: I need this
  16. indieandyy reblogged this from barelysarcasm
  17. sweaterjunkie reblogged this from kelela and added:
    I don’t know about you but I have seen some of...most amazing things on twat.
  18. lastdryshine answered: That’s exactly what I though! Hahahaha
  19. barelysarcasm reblogged this from kelela and added:
    real question is - WHY DON’T YOU JUST HAVE A GUY PUT HIS PENIS BETWEEN YOUR BOOBS WHILE YOU SLEEP? amirite? (I know, I...
  20. kelela posted this